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sidara, I am sending you a book.

The book is Rules of Ascension by David B. Coe. Details may be found here. You will read this book or else I will write a fifty page essay entitled "Jake and Cassie: Applegate's Modern Homage to True Love Under Fire" which will include choice excerpts from the raunchiest Jake/Cassie fics to be found on the Pit of Voles. Then I will email it to you with a subject header that says "Jake/Marco porn, NC-17, bondage" and enjoy listening to you scream. You know I'll do it. Don't make me do it.

Read the book.

That goes for the rest of you, too.