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Title: Presumed Dead
Author: Nightwalker/Onemuseleft/I don’t know whatever you want to call me is cool.
WARNING: There are spoilers for IM3 here, pretty massive ones and also some smaller ones for Cap 2 (based solely on gifs I’ve seen, but still) Also, if you haven't seen the movie and want to read this anyway, please be warned of implied main character death.
Summary: The Mandarin’s attack on Malibu was broadcasting live. Millions watched while Iron Man fell; it’s only reasonable to assume some of them were his friends. This is Steve’s reaction to watching the attack on the Malibu house.
Beta: Thanks Amaronith, for the quick and dirty beta read!
Universe: MCU

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Title: Sex, Lies and Newsprint: A Year of Cap/Tony Romance As Told By the Tabloids
Chapter: Chapter Seven: The No-So-Ex-Boyfriend!
Pairing: Steve/Tony discussion of past Tony/Tiberius and Tony/others
Rating: PG
Beta: kahn who told me to just give up and rewrite most of it, and minerva710 who told me to give up and rewrite the rest and then patted me on the head while I declared my intention to set this fic on fire and never write again.
Warnings: Emotional manipulation/abuse (Ty is a dick) and a scene that could be triggery for people with non-con/attempted non-con triggers. No non-con occurs in this story, but Ty is not taking no for an answer so please be advised.
Summary: Tiberius is back in Tony's life. It could be going better.

Chapter Seven can be found here on AO3.
Earlier chapters are here.

Peter (singsong): "Here comes the bride! All dressed in white!"
Tony: "Let's be honest with ourselves, kids. If I were a bride, there's no way I could get away with wearing white. Even I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face."
Peter: "But you're not denying that you would be the bride."
Tony: "Well, I'm certainly not throwing my back out trying to carry Steve across a threshold."
Peter: "Not two weeks ago I saw you throw him over your shoulder and jog for twelve city blocks."
Tony: "Yes, but it's amazing what you can accomplish when the paparazzi are after you."
Peter: "Those weren't paparazzi. They were HYDRA agents. With laser rifles."
Tony: "Oh. I might have overreacted a little, in that case."

"Where are we going?" he asked, slouching down in his seat and pulling out his phone. There's time for Angry Birds (Tony's trying to convince the developers to put in a little brown one that wears purple pants and turns into a giant green one that smashes things when you tap the screen, but they seem to feel that would be crossing a line somehow).

Tony likes World of Goo better because, hi, physics engine. Pepper deleted it off his phone when she caught him forming the goo piles into obscene shapes during board meetings.

Title: New Traditions
Pairings/Characters: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, appearances by Clint, Natasha, Pepper, Bruce, Thor and the Fantastic Four.
Warnings: This fic deals with Tony's alcoholism as a subplot, so if that's uncomfortable for you, please use discretion.
Beta: kahn!

A/N: Written for truthiness_aura for the 2011 cap_ironman Secret Santa exchange. My prompt was: "All of Tony's old holiday traditions involved drinking somehow. Now he has to face his first holiday season as a sober man. Steve tries to help him out. Things I'd like to see: The two of them developing a new tradition together, a deepening friendship. Things I don't want: Too much angst, problems being magically solved."

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( New Traditions )

Title: Marked
Universe: Avengers 616
Pairing: Steve/Tony (mentions of past Tony/others)
Warnings: None
Beta: none, feel free to point out any errors
Summary: Tony likes being marked. Steve likes making Tony happy.

( Marked )

Peter: "Man, it's just not fair. Even after getting super-powers, I'm still just a nerd."
Tony: "Could be worse. You could be Clark Kent."
Peter: "Clark who?"
Tony: "You know. Superman."
Peter: "YOU KNOW SUPERMAN'S SECRET IDENTITY? Wait, did you just OUT Superman? Tony! That's not ethical!"
Tony: "Please. Like you'd tell anyone. Anyway, he knows yours, so it's only fair."
Peter: "YOU TOLD HIM?"
Tony: "What do you take me for? No! Batman figured it out about a week after you bought your first pair of red tights."
Peter: "Batman. Batman knows who I am?"
Tony: "Batman knows who pretty much everyone is. Although I had him convinced Thor was Carol Danvers for a while there."
Peter: "..."
Tony: "In Bats' defense, they were never in the same place at the same time, and I might have led him to believe Carol was a shape-shifting hermaphrodite."
Peter: "... like Sosai X?"
Tony: "I don't know who that is. Anyway, I don't think anyone in this town has a secret identity anymore."
Peter: "Except Batman."
Tony: "..."
Peter: "YOU KNOW WHO BATMAN IS? HOW?!"
Tony: "Please. I am a genius, why do people always forget that? Anyway, we go way back. We share a few social circles. Jan probably knows him, now that I think about it."
Peter: "YOU SOCIALIZE WITH BATMAN?"
Steve: *wanders in* "Didn't you two date once?"
Peter: "You dated Batman? BATMAN. BAT. MAN. You dated him?"
Tony: "Dating is a very strong word. It was more like a series of loosely connected one-night-stands. The three of us weren't really looking for anything permanent-"
Peter: "Three of us? There were three of you? WAS CAP THERE?"
Steve: "No. That was Superman. I'd have sex with a pissed off Hulk before I'd have sex with Batman."
Tony: "That's... well, actually, I can't argue with that. How did you know Clark was there?"
Steve: "You talk in your sleep."
Tony: "I do?"
Steve: "Amongst other things."
Tony: "Really?"
Steve: "Oh yeah."
Peter: "What? Where did this conversation go?"
Tony: "WE HAVE TO GO NOW."
*Steve and Tony leave*
Peter: "So this is what it feels like to realize your parents are having sex. Ew. Ew. Ew."
Clint: *walking through, claps Peter on the shoulder* "I feel you, kid."

Title: Sex Lies and Newsprint:
Rating: PG for swearing. No warnings apply.
Notes: This is a stand alone story, but it is part of a series. I've got twelve of them, one a month for the first year of Steve and Tony's relationship. The stories the press tells about them, followed by what really happened. Mostly light and fluffy, sometimes sappy, and each one self-contained.

Summary: Our reporters were on hand last week when America's favorite golden boy, Steven Rogers, aka Captain America, came out to the world!

( A Year of Cap/Tony Romance as Told by the Tabloids )

Title: Something to Talk About
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Series: The Engagement
Universe: Marvel Adventures
Rating: PG for language and innuendo
Beta: none, sorry! Hopefully I caught everything, feel free to drop me a line if I didn't.
Summary: Tony thinks they need to talk. Steve doesn't think that sounds like a good thing.

Part One can be found here: Breaking News

( Something to Talk About )

Universe This is either post volume 10 of Marvel Adventures continuity or a slightly AU-ish 616 where Civil War never happened and never will, damnit.
Warnings: This fic deals with people having sex while under the influence of aphrodisiacs. The fic is meant to be mostly light and happy, and the characters are pretty much okay with everything that happens (Steve will angst slightly, because he is Steve) but there is a dub-conish element and the issue does come up. Please use your discretion.
Rating: Hard R for sex and language. NSFW.
Pairings: All these pairings occur either on or off-screen (or serious effort is put into making it happen by one or more of the parties involved) Steve/Tony, Steve/Ororo, Steve/Ororo/Thor, Tony/Thor, Tony/Peter, Peter/Logan, Logan/Spiderwoman, Spiderwoman/Luke Cage, Peter/Tony, Jan/Hank, Spiderwoman/Ororo, Peter/MJ, Luke Cage/Jessica Jones
Beta: Thanks, kahn! Any lingering mistakes are totally my own.
Author's Note: So way, way back when I used to be in the Teen Titans fandom, there was a whole thing about sex pollen and Starfire regularly accidentally making her teammates have crazy pollen-related sex. Sometimes it was Poison Ivy making various members of the BatClan get it on. Anyway, I was explaining the trope to a friend who is new to fandom and she decided the Avengers needed a sex pollen orgy. Yes, I am totally trying to blame this fic on her.

PS: I have no idea why there are sex spores in the trees in Pennsylvania. I hear PA is weird like that.

( Sex spores, fake werewolves and Pennsylvania. Thursdays are just weird when you're an Avenger. )