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Jan. 24th, 2005 12:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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sidara, I am sending you a book. The book is Rules of Ascension by David B. Coe. Details may be found here. You will read this book or else I will write a fifty page essay entitled "Jake and Cassie: Applegate's Modern Homage to True Love Under Fire" which will include choice excerpts from the raunchiest Jake/Cassie fics to be found on the Pit of Voles. Then I will email it to you with a subject header that says "Jake/Marco porn, NC-17, bondage" and enjoy listening to you scream. You know I'll do it. Don't make me do it.
Read the book.
That goes for the rest of you, too.
