I'm going to need one or more of you to kill me.

Columbia Pictures has announced (according to this week's Entertainment Weekly) that they will be making a Sherlock Holmes movie. Yay, right? No. Because they also announced the casting decisions.

Sasha Baron Cohen.

Sasha Baron Cohen.

Borat is going to be fucking Sherlock Holmes. Seriously? This is what they pay people for? *whimpers* I'm going to need one of you to kill me before this movie comes out. Or at least, someone lock me away so I don't have to see it.

(Apparently Warner Bros. is also making a Sherlock Holmes movie starring Robert Downey Jr. I could make a bad joke about whether RDJ has the acting talent to play a maladjusted drug addict, but I'll refrain. In any event, at least it's not fucking Borat.)