Julius Caesar is going to sue this episode for slander.

So Morrigan's a crack-whore and the god is her baby-daddy/pimp. Okay!

I'm watching the fifth season of Hercules for the first time, and I have two things to say:

1) Hercules grates on my nerves when left to his own devices for too long.

2) Morrigan what the fuck? In the last episode she was slaughtering innocent people by ripping out their hearts with her bare hands and in this episode everyone forgives her because hey - she was a drug addict but she's all better now so it's all okay?

And the thing with her kid? No sympathy from me. You have kids with evil, psychotic gods, you gotta expect there's gonna be custody issues. Nemesis, take a note.

Although I love the scene in the cave where Hercules has gone to see 'what he carries with him' and it turns out to be Iolaus's 'spirit' or whatever.

Hercules: "Iolaus, you're dead."
Iolaus: "I was hoping you wouldn't notice."

I love that after everything that's happened in the last couple episodes (what with Iolaus dying a horrible death and Hercules' gradual descent into insanity/saviour-dom), the first thing Hercules and Iolaus do is start to bitch at each other about Iolaus's cooking habits.

A third thing came to me as I was watching these episodes:

3) Nebula would so kick Morrigan's whiny bitch-ass. Oh, yes she would.

Okay, now Hercules is stalking some tall guy with long, blond hair because he thinks it's Iolaus. *cackles* I love it.

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Okay, wait a minute.

Hercules has magic paint that makes whatever you paint come true.

And it doesn't even occur to him to paint Iolaus back to life? Hercules who wandered around threatening to kill gods if they didn't give Iolaus back? Hercules who was all about drowning for a while there after Iolaus died? Hercules who told Nebula he'd die if it would bring Iolaus back?

And he didn't even think about it?

Skeptical.