Animorphs fic: SNAFU

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Title: SNAFU
Fandom: Animorphs
Pairings: Jake/Marco, Rachel/Tobias
Spoilers: vague references to The Beginning.
Warnings: Rated R for language, violence and adult situations.


"Dude, I haven't slept in two days and you haven't bathed in a lot longer than that. Don't count on the power of love and friendship to save you."

"The power of love and friendship?" Tobias repeated. "What is this, Sailor Moon?"

"Our lives," Jake said, "are more like Pokemon."

"Get real," Marco said. "It's more like, like-" he flailed briefly. "Teen Titans."

"I get to be Robin," Jake said immediately.

Tobias hooted. "Marco's Beast Boy!"

Marco gave in to temptation and smacked the back of Tobias' head. "Hey, Beast Boy rocks. Great personality, versatile powers, a hot boyfriend with lots of muscles."

"Contrary to your own personal theories," Jake interjected, leaning against the wall. "Beast Boy and Cyborg are not actually sleeping together. They just act like they are."


( SNAFU: update the fifth )