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Feb. 11th, 2005 12:14 am*Kelly's first meeting of crack-fic writers anonymous*
"Hi, my name is Kelly and I write crack fic."
"Hi, Kelly!"
"Crack fic started for me in middle school. I'd write Ninja Turtles death fic. Darkwing Duck angst. Duck Tales drama. Then, I started the Blood of Ancients, a story about alien hockey playing ducks with abusive pasts and supernatural powers who had to save the galaxy from dead alien lizards with supernatural powers."
*sympathetic murmurs*
"It didn't end there. I quickly crossed the line into smarm and crossovers, putting the Gargoyles up against the Saurians, and introducing the X-Men to the Hardy Boys. I once wrote a Yu Yu Hakusho/Star Trek crossover."
*Restless shifting*
"Yesterday I wrote three pages of Yuusuke/Kuwabara pron. Non-con. With demon kink."
"Lady, you're too fucked up for us to help. Crapfic Anonymous is right down the hall."
"Hi, my name is Kelly and I write crack fic."
"Hi, Kelly!"
"Crack fic started for me in middle school. I'd write Ninja Turtles death fic. Darkwing Duck angst. Duck Tales drama. Then, I started the Blood of Ancients, a story about alien hockey playing ducks with abusive pasts and supernatural powers who had to save the galaxy from dead alien lizards with supernatural powers."
*sympathetic murmurs*
"It didn't end there. I quickly crossed the line into smarm and crossovers, putting the Gargoyles up against the Saurians, and introducing the X-Men to the Hardy Boys. I once wrote a Yu Yu Hakusho/Star Trek crossover."
*Restless shifting*
"Yesterday I wrote three pages of Yuusuke/Kuwabara pron. Non-con. With demon kink."
"Lady, you're too fucked up for us to help. Crapfic Anonymous is right down the hall."