(this is totally inspired by _ashtray_girl over on <user site="

Well, they tell me that all liberals have a gay agenda. So here's mine!


Tomorrow's Gay Agenda:

Sleep till 11.
Putter around apartment watching TMNT cartoons.
Maybe log onto the computer.
Read Hercules/Iolaus slash.
Work on Yuusuke/Kuwabara pr0n
Take a walk.
Shower.
Change for work.
Go to work.
Stop at post office on the way to work.
Arrive at work.
Promote homosexual literature while at work.
Come home.
Log onto computer.
Work on more Yuusuke/Kuwabara pr0n.
Fall asleep on keyboard and dream naughty things about the Magnificent Seven.



But that's just step one. You know how we liberals are just trying to gradually make everything gay. We'll gradually increase the intensity of our gay agenda. Then, after a year or so, it will look like this:

Future Gay Agenda:

Wake early after having hot lesbian sex with Catholic schoolgirls.
Shower with Protestant housewife.
eat breakfast.
Go to work at the GAY AGENDA main office in San Fransisco.
Promote the homosexual lifestyle through literature, television, and live sex acts while at work.
Drive home.
Have hot lesbain orgy outside local Catholic church.
Sushi for dinner.
More hot lesbian sex.
Invite nice gay couple from across the street to join in.
Pass out while performing oral sex.
Start over.


I think my gay agenda is cooler than your gay agenda.