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I want to write a fic where the Reikai Tantei (and Keiko) are trapped somewhere, just so I can use this bit of dialogue:




Kurama: *pokes the kekkai*

Kekkai: *is immoveable object*

Kurama: "We're trapped."

Kuwabara: "Yeah, you're the smart one all right."

Yuusuke: "Yeah, but for how long, Kurama? We don't have supplies to last forever and it's not like there's a whole lot of farmland we could cultivate."

Kuwabara: "He used cultivate in a sentence. Correctly, even. Nice influence, Keiko-chan."

Keiko: "Thanks. I try."

Yuusuke: "Yeah, hi. Imminent starvation?"

Hiei: "Your youki can sustain your physical form for decades. Only the humans will starve."

Kuwabara and Keiko: "Thanks."

Yuusuke: "We could kill and eat Kuwabara. He'd probably last us at least a couple days."

Keiko: "Would you like to smack him or shall I?"

Kuwabara: "Please. Be my guest."

Yuusuke: "Oh, you're taking his side now, huh?"

Keiko: "We're not eating anyone, Yuusuke."

Kurama: "At least not anyone we're on a first-name basis with.*

Kuwabara and Keiko: *stare*

Kurama: *innocent look*

Hiei: *contemplative expression* "No one actually calls him by his first name."

Everyone: "..."

Kurama: "I'm taking your swords away. You can have them back later."

Hiei: "You're the one who brought it up."