Dear
Stay away from Batman, you talentless hack. If you turn Nightwing into a jealousy-crazed rapist again I'll hunt you down with my whiffle bat. I swear to God. If you go within a hundred yards of Tim Drake, I will lead a horde of fangirls down upon you like a pack of starving wolves.
Starving dire wolves.
Let's not even talk about the killing Robin thing. Because it fills me with frothy rage.
And seriously. This? Is disgusting. DC Comics has obviously gone batshit insane.
Bite me.
No love,
Kelly