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A little inane Gundam Wing snippet, inspired by Sonnet's comment: "I think if anyone ever even thought to describe Wufei as an "exotic pixie" he'd beat them to death with the flat side of his sword."



Mary Sue: "Wufei, my brave warrior-"

Wufei: "Yes, yes."

Mary Sue: "My Gallant Hero-"

Wufei: "Yes, yes."

Mary Sue: "My exotic pixie-"

Wufei: "Ye..." *TWITCH*

Duo: "Wow. And I thought my nicknames were stupid."

Heero: "Your nicknames are stupid."

Duo: "Even 'Hotshot'? Cause you know, it wasn't "Duo" you were screaming last ni-"

Heero: "You'll be screaming something yourself if you don't stop right now."

Duo: "Promise?"

Trowa: "That reminds me, I need to ask for a room on the other side of the house."

Duo: "Isn't Quatre's room on the other side of the house?"

Wufei: "Exotic what?!"

Mary Sue: "My noble gentleman! My perfect soldier!"

Duo: "Hands off the perfect soldier, lady."

Mary Sue: "My nubile love muffin."

Trowa: "I have to go now."

Wufei: "Exotic what?!"

Duo: "Pixie, Wufei. They're little mischievous fairy-things with wings that like to kidnap babies and trick people into dying."

Wufei: "I am insulted."

Mary Sue: "They're cute and exotic! Like you, my beautiful stallion."

Duo: "They're also green, if I recall correctly."

Heero: "Duo, I know this may be a hard idea for you to grasp, but you may actually be making the situation worse."

Duo: "Nonsense. I'm clarifying. Wufei didn't even know what a pixie is."

Wufei: "I know what a pixie is, Duo. I don't know why she insists on calling me one. I am not green, nor do I kidnap babies."

Duo: "You do cause a lot of trouble tho- ow, Heero!"

Heero: "We're leaving. Wufei?"

Wufei: "I am not a pixie! I am in no way pixie-ish!"

Duo: "Yeah, yeah. Listen, ditch Mary Sue and we'll make it worth your while. Heero can show you the trick with the mouthwash."

Wufei: "Mouthwash? Is this anything like Treize's trick with the ice cubes?"

Duo: "It really is."

Heero: "And you would know this how?"

Duo: "Look at the time! Let's go, guys!"

Mary Sue: "My near-sighted little samurai of love - where did they all go?"