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As I was walking tonight, I realized something - not one of my neighbors owns a house which could be easily defended against the zombie hordes. Not one. Everyone has big picture windows and glass doors and every door has a little porch with a roof that zombies could clambor up on. I found myself examing the houses I passed, trying to plan their defense - "well, board up that window, and block the door - but no! The roof slopes down on this side and the zombies could easily climb into the second floor from there!" I was cursing my lack of knowledge regarding the interiors of the houses and found myself wondering how to go about getting myself invited in when I realized that I was probably the single most insane human being alive.

That said, my apartment would be easily defended against the zombies as long as I didn't need to go to the bathroom at any time during the invasion.