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Sep. 23rd, 2004 11:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
onemuseleftI gotta share this.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/crevette/113659.html
It's a critique of a self-published novel called Night Travels of an Elven Vampire. Read it. It's worth it. And the scenes taken from the book will make you feel better about your own writing abilities.
Excerpt: Yes, Alaric is a vampire. And he shapeshifts into a wolf. Alaric is also an Elf. It also turns out that Elves are aliens from the planet Telvron, where there are also sentient trees and unicorns. And he's telepathic too, because he talks to his brother Marti'el that way. So that makes Alaric an alien vampire werewolf psychic writer. Got that? Good. That way you won't get confuzzled when he becomes a pirate.
And apparently:
Firefly movie next spring.
*squees*
http://www.livejournal.com/users/crevette/113659.html
It's a critique of a self-published novel called Night Travels of an Elven Vampire. Read it. It's worth it. And the scenes taken from the book will make you feel better about your own writing abilities.
Excerpt: Yes, Alaric is a vampire. And he shapeshifts into a wolf. Alaric is also an Elf. It also turns out that Elves are aliens from the planet Telvron, where there are also sentient trees and unicorns. And he's telepathic too, because he talks to his brother Marti'el that way. So that makes Alaric an alien vampire werewolf psychic writer. Got that? Good. That way you won't get confuzzled when he becomes a pirate.
And apparently:
Firefly movie next spring.
*squees*
