Misc. fanfic quotes.
Feb. 19th, 2004 01:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
onemuseleftBored, posting snippets. No real rhyme or reason here, just me amusing myself.
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"You didn't sense anything strange when you came in, did you?" Kurama asked.
"You mean aside from the dead guy sleeping on the couch?"
"Ah. Good point."
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"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Hiei warned with a morbid cheerfulness.
"Kurama's much more dangerous than I am, even on a good day."
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"I don't care if he's a demon, Urameshi's my friend. And frankly, demon is a step up from orangutan, which is what he spent most of his teen years impersonating."
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"And Hiei?"
"Well, Hiei's evil. There's no getting around that, really. But he's very practical about it."
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"I cannot believe we're hanging out with a demon because the angel of death said it was okay. Our lives just got so much weirder than they already were."
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"Kuwabara just makes me uneasy. Humans and demons aren't natural allies. It's like a Jewish kid hanging out with Hitler's Youth."
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"Can't a guy visit?" Urameshi's voice was petulant, and Kuwabara could just picture the pout in effect. He could never understand how Urameshi went from kickass demon lord to whiny kid in the space of ten minutes.
"You never visit," Kuwabara pointed out. "You are the king of not-visiting. I live my life with the daily comfort of knowing that you will not visit."
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"That's the terrifying Kurama?" Peter demanded. "The guy in pink with the long hair?"
"Oh yes," Botan said sarcastically. "Because his fashion sense is what you'll be noticing when he tries to gut you like a pig."
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And an oldie, but a goodie:
"Lipstick? All the power in the Reikai and Koenma gives us lipstick?"
"Maybe it's magic lipstick."
"Maybe Koenma's an idiot."
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"You didn't sense anything strange when you came in, did you?" Kurama asked.
"You mean aside from the dead guy sleeping on the couch?"
"Ah. Good point."
****
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Hiei warned with a morbid cheerfulness.
"Kurama's much more dangerous than I am, even on a good day."
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"I don't care if he's a demon, Urameshi's my friend. And frankly, demon is a step up from orangutan, which is what he spent most of his teen years impersonating."
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"And Hiei?"
"Well, Hiei's evil. There's no getting around that, really. But he's very practical about it."
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"I cannot believe we're hanging out with a demon because the angel of death said it was okay. Our lives just got so much weirder than they already were."
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"Kuwabara just makes me uneasy. Humans and demons aren't natural allies. It's like a Jewish kid hanging out with Hitler's Youth."
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"Can't a guy visit?" Urameshi's voice was petulant, and Kuwabara could just picture the pout in effect. He could never understand how Urameshi went from kickass demon lord to whiny kid in the space of ten minutes.
"You never visit," Kuwabara pointed out. "You are the king of not-visiting. I live my life with the daily comfort of knowing that you will not visit."
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"That's the terrifying Kurama?" Peter demanded. "The guy in pink with the long hair?"
"Oh yes," Botan said sarcastically. "Because his fashion sense is what you'll be noticing when he tries to gut you like a pig."
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And an oldie, but a goodie:
"Lipstick? All the power in the Reikai and Koenma gives us lipstick?"
"Maybe it's magic lipstick."
"Maybe Koenma's an idiot."
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