Mediocre Fic Idea Eats Brain: Story at 11

So I'm minding my own business, totally not bothering anyone, playing in the YYH sandbox and in no way whatsoever poking the muses, right?

And then I had a thought.

Buck Wilmington used to be a Texas Ranger.

Vin Tanner is an outlaw from Texas.

Oh my god, why has no one else written this before? Magnificent Seven fandom you disappoint me.