The Three Laws of Batman

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The Three Laws of Batman

Law #1: Batman is always right.

Notes: Batman is never wrong. If you disagree with Batman, then you are a) wrong, wrong, wrong b) in possession of data he was not able to examine before drawing his conclusion.

Law #2: Batman is scary.

Notes: There are degrees of scary. Batman has been known to seem almost approachable in the company of the following individuals:

a) Ma and Pa Kent

b) Ace the Bathound

c) Wally West (but only when Batman thinks no one is looking)

d) Nightwing and Robin (please note that when Nightwing and Robin enter the situation, Batman's degree of scary is just as likely to increase to horrifying proportions, related directly to how much danger/trouble the two are in/have been causing.

Law #3: Batman will sacrifice anything to achieve the mission

Note: Batman will only sacrifice his teammates if there is no other possible course of action.

Exception: The only exception to the Laws of Batman is that no Robin, past or present, is expendable. Ever.

Note: Batman himself is always expendable.