Why yes, I am on drugs.

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This is all jenjinn's fault. I swear.

Queer Eye for the Straight Youkai
Hosted by Kurama, Yomi, Karasu, Majari and Hiei!

Hiei: Why am I here?
Majari: Step away from the closet, sweetcakes.
Hiei: *sets Majari on fire*
Majari: See? Flaming!

Today on Straight Youkai our hosts are called in to help everyone's favorite Mazoku - Urameshi Yuusuke! Yuusuke's getting married soon and he needs some help improving his fashion sense and housekeeping skills!

Keiko: He has housekeeping skills?
Kuwabara: He has fashion sense?

Join our hosts as they explore the perilous depths of Yuusuke's refrigerator-

Kurama: I don't care if you are a demon, you need to eat something besides beer and microwave ramen!

-and help him discover a fashion style all his own.

Yuusuke: Listen, nothing says "I'm a demon killing bad-ass" like a pair of steel-toed boots and a leather jacket.
Majari: It also says "I'm too lazy to own more than one pair of pants." Dear Lord... What do you do while they're in the laundry?
Yuusuke: ...laundry?

Tune in tomorrow as Hiei attempts to help Yuusuke improve his social skills!

Keiko: Yuusuke has social skills?
Kuwabara: Hiei has social skills?

Next time on: Queer Eye for the Straight Youkai!