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"I'm not in this for the glory or the fame or the rewards or even - yes, not even the sheer awesome power. I'm in it to make myself a better person."

"You made Kurama snort water up his nose," Kuwabara observed.

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Keiko: Is that porn?
Yuusuke: NO! What do you take me for?
Keiko: *long, knowing silence*
Yuusuke: heh.
Keiko: Is it Reikai Tantei business?
Yuusuke: Who told you that? I'll deny it! Reikai Tantei? What are Reikai Tantei? I've never heard of those! It's porn! Porn!

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"Lipstick? All the power in the Reikai at his disposal and Koenma gives us lipstick?"
"Maybe it's magic lipstick."
"Maybe Koenma's an idiot."
~Yuusuke and Kuwabara

"Maybe if we wave our lipstick at him?"
~Kuwabara

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The Kuwabaras were nuts. The entire family had a screw or two loose, and that was coming from the half-demon bastard offspring of a Yakuza prostitute.

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"And then?" she asked quietly.

The cigarette twitched between her fingers, and he got a flash of himself as she saw him - tired and young, standing barefoot in the living room - and he understood what she was asking him.

"And then," he echoed, letting himself smile a little, "I'm going to go meet Keiko for cram school. Maybe drag Okubo and the guys to the arcade after dinner. And forget about demons for a while."

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"You’re messing with my mind aren’t you?"
"What there is of it? Almost constantly."

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"HA! I am Urameshi Yusuke, Lord of the - ACK!-"
*crash* *bang* *squelch*
"Mud?"

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