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onemuseleft) wrote2003-10-13 12:18 am
onemuseleft) wrote2003-10-13 12:18 am
Spoilers for Tarzan
Well, that sucked.
Jane's annoying, "Tarzan" is a horny, angsty, Batman-wannabe who can't keep it in his pants, Richard and Kathleen are laughably character-less and Michael, the one character who seemed largely normal and likable, turned into a one-dimensional jackass.
And then died. Stupidly.
argh.
Mary and Cyn made me watch it. It even sounded like something I might like. But as far as I am concerned, that is an entire hour of my life that is irretrievably gone. The only redeeming factor is the fact that I now have a new project: getting this show canceled so something good can grow from the ashes.
And why doesn't anyone call him Tarzan? His freakin' name is Tarzan. He calls himself Tarzan, he introduces himself as Tarzan - why the hell can't anyone else just call him Tarzan? But no! He is John! Because Tarzan is too monkey-ish or something. Why call the show Tarzan if you aren't going to have a character named Tarzan? They could have called it "John in the Big City" or "Jane and John" or even "Stupid Monkey-Boy Sniffs Annoying Indecisive Girl!"
I really did not like this show.
Jane's annoying, "Tarzan" is a horny, angsty, Batman-wannabe who can't keep it in his pants, Richard and Kathleen are laughably character-less and Michael, the one character who seemed largely normal and likable, turned into a one-dimensional jackass.
And then died. Stupidly.
argh.
Mary and Cyn made me watch it. It even sounded like something I might like. But as far as I am concerned, that is an entire hour of my life that is irretrievably gone. The only redeeming factor is the fact that I now have a new project: getting this show canceled so something good can grow from the ashes.
And why doesn't anyone call him Tarzan? His freakin' name is Tarzan. He calls himself Tarzan, he introduces himself as Tarzan - why the hell can't anyone else just call him Tarzan? But no! He is John! Because Tarzan is too monkey-ish or something. Why call the show Tarzan if you aren't going to have a character named Tarzan? They could have called it "John in the Big City" or "Jane and John" or even "Stupid Monkey-Boy Sniffs Annoying Indecisive Girl!"
I really did not like this show.