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Peter: "Man, it's just not fair. Even after getting super-powers, I'm still just a nerd."
Tony: "Could be worse. You could be Clark Kent."
Peter: "Clark who?"
Tony: "You know. Superman."
Peter: "YOU KNOW SUPERMAN'S SECRET IDENTITY? Wait, did you just OUT Superman? Tony! That's not ethical!"
Tony: "Please. Like you'd tell anyone. Anyway, he knows yours, so it's only fair."
Peter: "YOU TOLD HIM?"
Tony: "What do you take me for? No! Batman figured it out about a week after you bought your first pair of red tights."
Peter: "Batman. Batman knows who I am?"
Tony: "Batman knows who pretty much everyone is. Although I had him convinced Thor was Carol Danvers for a while there."
Peter: "..."
Tony: "In Bats' defense, they were never in the same place at the same time, and I might have led him to believe Carol was a shape-shifting hermaphrodite."
Peter: "... like Sosai X?"
Tony: "I don't know who that is. Anyway, I don't think anyone in this town has a secret identity anymore."
Peter: "Except Batman."
Tony: "..."
Peter: "YOU KNOW WHO BATMAN IS? HOW?!"
Tony: "Please. I am a genius, why do people always forget that? Anyway, we go way back. We share a few social circles. Jan probably knows him, now that I think about it."
Peter: "YOU SOCIALIZE WITH BATMAN?"
Steve: *wanders in* "Didn't you two date once?"
Peter: "You dated Batman? BATMAN. BAT. MAN. You dated him?"
Tony: "Dating is a very strong word. It was more like a series of loosely connected one-night-stands. The three of us weren't really looking for anything permanent-"
Peter: "Three of us? There were three of you? WAS CAP THERE?"
Steve: "No. That was Superman. I'd have sex with a pissed off Hulk before I'd have sex with Batman."
Tony: "That's... well, actually, I can't argue with that. How did you know Clark was there?"
Steve: "You talk in your sleep."
Tony: "I do?"
Steve: "Amongst other things."
Tony: "Really?"
Steve: "Oh yeah."
Peter: "What? Where did this conversation go?"
Tony: "WE HAVE TO GO NOW."
*Steve and Tony leave*
Peter: "So this is what it feels like to realize your parents are having sex. Ew. Ew. Ew."
Clint: *walking through, claps Peter on the shoulder* "I feel you, kid."
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So [livejournal.com profile] lady_flamewing mentioned Yu Yu Hakusho and A Song of Ice and Fire in the same post and this is where my brain went. Bad brain. Bad.

Title:Dragon's Blood
Fandom: YYH/aSoIaF
Characters: ... everyone? Sort of?
Pairings: n/a mild Kurama/Hiei if you squint and can read my mind
Warnings: Blood and death, mostly off screen. Implied rape, off screen (Lyanna).
Summary: It's been a long, long, time but it looks like Koenma might be getting the band back together. You know. Or not. Set seven thousand years after the end of YYH and taking RIDICULOUS liberties with the canon of ASoIaF.
Notes: Yeah, there isn't ever going to be MORE of this. One hopes. Also, while I support the theory that Lyanna was more than happy to be Rhaegar's mistress, I went with the whole "abducted and imprisoned" thing that her ex-fiance believed. It's been almost four or five years since I read the SoIaF, so if I made any ridiculous errors, please let me know.

Koenma had put Kurama up to it. )

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